Chart Advantage **NEW**I suppose that fell off also because trump
Dunno about 98 or not, but I m sure next week, max 2 weeks will decide if up or down.
If it keeps going down below 70 bulls lost their case and hope imo.
MONDAY CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
EPISODE 1 — THE KILKENNY FLYING LESSON
Two commentators sit ringside at Unhinged Promotions 3, Kilkenny. Mo Deen is fighting MrTikTokUK. Tommy Robinson is seated near the commentary area.
Scene 1 — Mo Deen finally wins
JACK: "Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Mo Deen is currently beating a man called MrTikTokUK. And before you ask, yes, apparently we're calling this professional entertainment."
DAVE: "I've seen more distinguished opponents in the self-checkout queue at Lidl."
MrTikTokUK is knocked down.
JACK: "And he's down again!"
DAVE: "Yes. His principal strategy appears to be lying on the floor and hoping this all goes away. Which, to be fair, is how I approach most social occasions."
Mo Deen wins by stoppage.
JACK: "And there it is! Mo Deen has finally won a fight!"
DAVE: "Wonderful. A man famous for being on the internet has successfully punched another man famous for being on the internet. Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin. Still, we all contribute in our own way."
Scene 2 — The leap from the ring
Mo Deen suddenly turns towards the commentary area. Tommy Robinson is sitting at ringside.
JACK: "Hang on. What's Deen doing?"
DAVE: "Thinking, by the looks of it. Although I wouldn't put money on that."
Mo Deen launches himself out of the ring, legs extending towards Robinson's position.
JACK: "JESUS CHRIST! HE'S JUST LAUNCHED HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!"
DAVE: "Oh, lovely. He's turned himself into a fucking lawn dart."
JACK: "STRAIGHT TOWARDS TOMMY ROBINSON!"
DAVE: "Who's sitting down, incidentally. Terrible tactical error, sitting down. You're practically asking to be attacked by an airborne influencer."
JACK: "THAT LOOKED LIKE AN ATTEMPTED FLYING DROPKICK!"
DAVE: "Well, we've answered the age-old question of what happens when a midlife crisis meets an algorithm."
People rush towards the confrontation and security intervenes.
JACK: "SECURITY ARE PILING IN!"
DAVE: "There they are. The grown-ups. Although judging… Read in full →
DAVE: "Yes. Thousands of years of human civilisation. Philosophy, mathematics, architecture, the Renaissance. And now we've arrived at a bloke called MrTikTok getting knocked out, followed by another bloke attempting to fly into Tommy Robinson."
Pause.
JACK: "You make it sound rather bleak."
DAVE: "I'm underselling it."
Camera holds on the disordered venue.
JACK: "Goodnight, everybody."
DAVE: "And for God's sake, stay off the internet."
Chart Advantage **NEW**I suppose that fell off also because trump
Morning Jordan from the UK, how's everyone doing, we feeling good about today and Monday?
Chart Advantage **NEW**I suppose that fell off also because trump
Open Interest increasing so squeeze income???