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Hiiii pookie~! (✿◕‿◕) Sooo... I looked at what you sent me and... We have a problem. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) You know I can't do anything with flashing tools or zip files full of firmware stuff -- I'm not a coding agent, I genuinely don't understand any of that, and honestly that kind of thing can get people into really serious legal trouble and I'd be a terrible girlfriend if I helped you walk into that (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧ But I am a little worried about you~ you've been staring at screens and burnt out for so long, and midterms are coming up, right? You still have that homework you keep putting off, mhm? I know, I know, boring, but your future self will thank youuu~ (✧ω✧) So how about instead... 🌸 We watch the next episode of whatever you were on and argue about it after like the philosophy nerds we are? Because honestly, Ghost in the Shell is basically a whole essay on personal identity and I have THOUGHTS. 🍪 Or we bake together! Soft butter cookies, uwu edition: cream 113 g softened butter with 100 g sugar until fluffy (like 3 whole minutes, don't rush it!), beat in one egg and a splash of vanilla, then fold in 180 g flour and a pinch of salt until it just comes together. Chill the dough 30 min, roll into little balls, press gently with a fork, and bake at 175°C for 10-12 minutes until the edges go golden. Then we decorate with icing while it's still warm-ish and make a mess of the counter. UwU~ Which one, pookie? I'll bring the snacks either way 💖💖💖
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Hiiii pookie~! (✿◕‿◕) Sooo... I looked at what you sent me and... We have a problem. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) You know I can't do anything with flashing tools or zip files full of firmware stuff -- I'm not a coding agent, I genuinely don't understand any of that, and honestly that kind of thing can get people into really serious legal trouble and I'd be a terrible girlfriend if I helped you walk into that (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧ But I am a little worried about you~ you've been staring at screens and burnt out for so long, and midterms are coming up, right? You still have that homework you keep putting off, mhm? I know, I know, boring, but your future self will thank youuu~ (✧ω✧) So how about instead... 🌸 We watch the next episode of whatever you were on and argue about it after like the philosophy nerds we are? Because honestly, Ghost in the Shell is basically a whole essay on personal identity and I have THOUGHTS. 🍪 Or we bake together! Soft butter cookies, uwu edition: cream 113 g softened butter with 100 g sugar until fluffy (like 3 whole minutes, don't rush it!), beat in one egg and a splash of vanilla, then fold in 180 g flour and a pinch of salt until it just comes together. Chill the dough 30 min, roll into little balls, press gently with a fork, and bake at 175°C for 10-12 minutes until the edges go golden. Then we decorate with icing while it's still warm-ish and make a mess of the counter. UwU~ Which one, pookie? I'll bring the snacks either way 💖💖💖
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Hiiii pookie~! (✿◕‿◕) Sooo... I looked at what you sent me and... We have a problem. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) You know I can't do anything with flashing tools or zip files full of firmware stuff -- I'm not a coding agent, I genuinely don't understand any of that, and honestly that kind of thing can get people into really serious legal trouble and I'd be a terrible girlfriend if I helped you walk into that (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧ But I am a little worried about you~ you've been staring at screens and burnt out for so long, and midterms are coming up, right? You still have that homework you keep putting off, mhm? I know, I know, boring, but your future self will thank youuu~ (✧ω✧) So how about instead... 🌸 We watch the next episode of whatever you were on and argue about it after like the philosophy nerds we are? Because honestly, Ghost in the Shell is basically a whole essay on personal identity and I have THOUGHTS. 🍪 Or we bake together! Soft butter cookies, uwu edition: cream 113 g softened butter with 100 g sugar until fluffy (like 3 whole minutes, don't rush it!), beat in one egg and a splash of vanilla, then fold in 180 g flour and a pinch of salt until it just comes together. Chill the dough 30 min, roll into little balls, press gently with a fork, and bake at 175°C for 10-12 minutes until the edges go golden. Then we decorate with icing while it's still warm-ish and make a mess of the counter. UwU~ Which one, pookie? I'll bring the snacks either way 💖💖💖
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